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My Biggest Complaint About Dress Shirts Without Pockets

Dress Shirts Without Pockets

I got about 5 of these things for Christmas and I can’t take it any longer. I don’t know if they were

  • On sale
  • A legitimate mistake on the part of the gift-giver
  • Something somebody thought I’d like

Whatever the case, dress shirts without pockets are terrible. They don’t look that great but my biggest complaint about dress shirts without pockets is that I’m used to having pockets!

I don’t wear a pocket protector or anything like that but sometimes I just want to throw my sunglasses or my cell phone into my pocket for a second. I’m always caught off guard with these shirts and find myself fumbling to find a new spot for my item that needs storing.

Form should follow function and these shirts don’t do that.

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5 Comments

  1. Hahaha, thats great! And I agree.

  2. I agree, I have dropped my glasses numerous times because of this.

  3. we need a dress shirt with two chest pockets,button down collar.no flaps over pockets or buttons just plain two pockets

  4. hehehe this is a funny site…..but umm yeah that looks kinda dorky. Its the new age clothing..its all gone to pot!!!

  5. god forbid you did not drop your cell phone on the sidewalk when it sliped right past that non-existant pocket. BTW I was never aware of the fact wookies wear dress shirts. Learn something everyday!

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