I can eat some Dove Chocolates. They melt in my mouth and are taaaasty.
I’ve had it with those stupid messages inside. Really, who writes that stuff. The last one I got was “It’s a bubble bath kind of day.” Here’s a good one, “Be mischievous it feels good.” Wait, I’ll walk out into the other room and eat another one. I’ll be right back. Hold on………………
I’m back….. “Be mischievous, it feels good.” Which brings me to my next biggest complaint…..
Why are there so many duplicates in the dove chocolates? I mean, can’t they think of an infinite amount of idiotic sayings. How can they run out of lame sayings when there are so many lame sayings in the world.
I’m going to take a bubble bath now.
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I just enjoyed another piece of Dove Dark Chocolate and to my horror I found the following message: “Wink at Someone Driving Past Today.”
Seriously?? That’s all you got Dove Chocolate Company? The head message writer needs to be fired.
its because idiots who like to complain about the tiniest thing are always asking for their writers to be fired because of some silly little saying. get a life.
louis on May 15th, 2008 at 12:10 pm | Link
Louis,
Did you just get fired as a dove chocolate wrapper writer?
If so, it’s really cool to know that mybiggestcomplaint has that kind of power.
Best,
Squeaky
This is sort of stupid. What is the point of complaining — It’s not like the Dove Chocolate Company worries that the little text that you see when you finish the chocolate is stupid.
Hmm... on September 6th, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Link
I have enjoyed the Dove chocolates, and find the sayings annoying. Typically I let it go, but I’m having a bad week and the chocolate indulgence reward was striked out by a really stupid saying: ‘Be high maintenance’. When the whole world is in an economic crisis, this is not what you what to read on the inside of your chocolate wrapper. And how do you suppose I’d go about this, book a trip to a five star resort. O.K. I thought I’ll let it go and have a second one. I read that one, I noticed a gramatical error: ‘Remember your first’ …. my first what kiss, car, pony? Oh, the writter meant to say ‘Remember you’re first’. Dove I think it’s time to do some firing, A.S.A.P.
Marie on March 20th, 2009 at 12:08 pm | Link
I used to love the messages in the dove chocolates. Now, they’re all just shameless, lame promotion of the product. They don’t inspire. They just annoy me now. C’mon - they can be better than that. Seriously people. Do they need to mention the name of the product every time? Ugh. Lame. BE CLEVER. BE REAL.
Amy on August 15th, 2009 at 7:58 pm | Link
I just did a google search to try and find out who might write the Dove Chocolate sayings myself only to find this little site. I couldn’t agree more, the sayings are very stiff. Not poetic at all. They need to hire someone who writes for a living. Someone with the heart of a poet.
Steve Potter on October 5th, 2009 at 4:19 pm | Link
If it bothers you so much, just don’t look at the stupid thing. Eat the chocolate and shut up. People who complain about tiny little things like this just annoy me.
... on November 24th, 2009 at 5:55 pm | Link
I think once you eat all of them in the box, you smooth them out and re-arrange them into what might become a hidden message…such as…”Grab a gun…and shoot all the doves”! But maybe I’m wrong…huh?
James Nasium on January 22nd, 2010 at 11:24 am | Link
With all the problems in the world today, we have to worry about what is said inside a Dove wrapper. Pleeease get life. I’m worried how we are going to afford gas, how I’ll feed my family after the food prices go through the roof and all of the animals that are going to die from the billions of gallons of oil spewing out of the ocean bottom every day. I’m worried about the trillions of dollars being spent in a government that is out of control, and you’re worried about lame words on candy wrappers. The only reason I’m on this web site was because I was looking to donate them to a charitable cause.
Jan on May 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 am | Link
Well… you are just odd because I happen to love the little sayings and I am currently working on a bag now and when I find a saying i really like I post it on twitter so I can pass along the Dove Love! So here is a little saying for you… “get over it…move on…quit eating so much chocolate”
me me on May 30th, 2010 at 8:38 pm | Link