I can eat some Dove Chocolates. They melt in my mouth and are taaaasty.
I’ve had it with those stupid messages inside. Really, who writes that stuff. The last one I got was “It’s a bubble bath kind of day.” Here’s a good one, “Be mischievous it feels good.” Wait, I’ll walk out into the other room and eat another one. I’ll be right back. Hold on………………
I’m back….. “Be mischievous, it feels good.” Which brings me to my next biggest complaint…..
Why are there so many duplicates in the dove chocolates? I mean, can’t they think of an infinite amount of idiotic sayings. How can they run out of lame sayings when there are so many lame sayings in the world.
I’m going to take a bubble bath now.
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I just enjoyed another piece of Dove Dark Chocolate and to my horror I found the following message: “Wink at Someone Driving Past Today.”
Seriously?? That’s all you got Dove Chocolate Company? The head message writer needs to be fired.
its because idiots who like to complain about the tiniest thing are always asking for their writers to be fired because of some silly little saying. get a life.
louis on May 15th, 2008 at 12:10 pm | Link
Louis,
Did you just get fired as a dove chocolate wrapper writer?
If so, it’s really cool to know that mybiggestcomplaint has that kind of power.
Best,
Squeaky
This is sort of stupid. What is the point of complaining — It’s not like the Dove Chocolate Company worries that the little text that you see when you finish the chocolate is stupid.
Hmm... on September 6th, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Link