
Professionals should hire other professionals to help them, not hurt them. Criss Angel’s wardrobe is laughable but his hair is a tragedy.
Is this like a gay/emo Carrot Top thing? Annoy people with a hairdo so they remember who you are?
My biggest complaint about his hairdo is that it is a “hairdo”. Guys should not have a “hairdo”. They can have a “hairstyle” but they cannot have a “hairdo”.



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I agree. This dude looks like a spray painted Goo-Goo Dolls video. Who has that many colors in his/her hair?
rockstar on October 22nd, 2007 at 9:34 am | Link
ur just jellous. maybe u should try n look like him u all might get more girlfriends, cuz he’s gorgeous, n we women r totally in love with him. he is the hottest guy alive, so eat ur hearth out
noneofurbiz on October 22nd, 2007 at 8:17 pm | Link
@noneofurbiz, if I had to wear my hair in a mullet to keep all those hot chicks who type like you from coming near me, I would do it in a minute.
suckerfish on October 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm | Link
I agree completely. Here’s the note I wrote to the person in charge of wardrobe for the show, Phenomenon:
Dear Carrie,
I just started watching Phenomenon. Before I say anything else, I want to assure you that I’m not deliberately trying to be catty, but, what is up with Criss Angel’s outfits?!!
I’m keeping in mind that most of his wardrobe decisions are probably his alone, because I’m also Greek, and, like some of the men in my family, it’s like Criss is trying way too hard to be hip, with his artfully torn jeans, and big ol’ cross at the knee. The Michael-Jackson-in-his-heyday jackets, and the ‘bling’ around his neck, including those…those handcuffs, for God’s sake!
He looks like the “wild and crazy guys” Steve Martin & Dan Aykroyd did on SNL, during the ’70s…like the middle-aged Kids in the Hall dude in ‘He’s hip, he’s cool, he’s 45′…like some hippie wannabe who, during the ’60s, bought his love beads on Rodeo Drive, then later went back there to get his puka shell beads, during the Disco era.
Sorry, just needed to vent. Please show him this. His viewers will thank you.
Christine on November 8th, 2007 at 10:44 am | Link
Ok any body that hates criss angel, his magic, wardrobe, family, or hair must be out of their mind. i love everything abot criss angel. Maybe you think it looks like someone spray painted his hair, or if you think he is emo or gay you are a freak and out of your mind. you are just mad cause you dont have millions of fans and a hot body like him. you are just computer nerds that have no life so you take it out on the hottest and sexyest person there is cause everybody makes fun of you.
CrabbyAbby on November 22nd, 2007 at 5:06 pm | Link
all you fags need to shut the hell up because what you dont like my he likes every body is not the same!so mabye you shouldn’t HATE on people you dont even know!and criss angel is SEXY! you haave no buisness trashing criss angel on the internet!im pretty damn sure you wouldn’tlike it if he did it to you!
-christi
christi on November 30th, 2007 at 8:06 pm | Link
i love criss angel he is my hero!!! i dont care wat ne of u say he is the bombest person in da world and ur all jealous:P
I LOVE U CRISS ANGEL XOXOXOXO
jessica marrs on December 6th, 2007 at 6:29 pm | Link
What the CRAP is wrong with you? Criss is HOTT! i LOVE his HAIR! makes him even HOTTER! you wouldnt like it if he bashed you why bash the cutest guy on the planet?
To criss Angel: XOXOXOXOX
CrissAngel= HOTT on December 14th, 2007 at 2:32 pm | Link
You gotta be kidding me. Hairdo/hairstyle? The only difference is that you probably say the word hairdo seriously then YOU are probably OLD! I suppose all guys could dress like little preppy school boys wearing their wrinkled dress shirts with the cuffs rolled up lookin all “American Idol.” That’d be swell. Another old people word!
7K on December 16th, 2007 at 3:42 am | Link
Mullet?? Who gives a **** what his hair looks like - this man is HOT…He’s the kind of man who makes women think twice about marriage, the kind who makes married women think twice about staying married…(guilty!) ha!
Noneya on December 17th, 2007 at 7:58 am | Link
Criss needs to get rid of the “Spice Girl Posh” hairdo and go back to his original black hair.
He looked a lot cooler then.
Drew on January 1st, 2008 at 11:25 am | Link
u guys suck!
This dude is so dope
his hair is awsome yo!
now..dont u be showing no disrespect to him
that pictuer is jest bad
he looks way better SMD!
U wanna fight about??
**Er1c** on January 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm | Link
criss angels kicks ass so you can go **** your ugly ass self!!!
your mother on January 13th, 2008 at 8:18 pm | Link
Criss is the sexiest man alive, and everyone who disagrees is crazy. I love him and his hair, his magic, and everything about him. He is sooo hot and all the computer nerds who disagree are jealous because they will NEVER be as famous and have as many fans or even be noticed the way he has. He has worked too hard to have his rep slammed from nerds.
Mrs.Mindfreak on January 14th, 2008 at 11:20 am | Link
Who even gives a **** about what his hair looks like!
I understand people have opinions, but why do people have to degrade and completely trash talk others to get a few words posted on the internet to show everyone around the world how immature you are.
Plus, who can be so ignorant as to be so jealous and have the audacity to judge someone by their clothes and hair…please, we all obviously aren’t in Junior High anymore.
1) Grow the **** up!
2)Understand that talking **** on the internet, or in general, gets you no where!
3)Get over the fact that he’s a gorgeous billionaire and has a superb career.
Have a nice day! :]
Beth on January 15th, 2008 at 4:27 pm | Link
all u h8trs out there are just jealous of this super sexy man. his hair is perfect. it goes with his style 2 and his style is sexu and he is sexy and even though me & him r like 30 years apart… im’a gonna marry this sexy dude (criss angel = sexy dude)
kate on January 25th, 2008 at 7:25 pm | Link
he has the best hair in the world its sooo awsome ur just jealous of his hair u wish u had it …hes the most sexiest guy ever i luv him i would die 4 him…i luv the way he dresses it so cool and rock n roll ur jusT FREAKIN JEALOUS OF HIM…and u should b…
sabrina on January 27th, 2008 at 4:11 pm | Link
**** you all.
His hair looks amazing.
And his wardrobe is great.
GO DIE.
All of you.
Jay on January 31st, 2008 at 1:01 pm | Link
Yeah and thanks to all of you that think he’s sexy =]
Because he sure as hell is!
Yum.
Jay on January 31st, 2008 at 1:02 pm | Link
frick i love his hair and his magic criss angel is soo hot and if u disagree than wutev cuz you’s is wack
grape.elmo on February 5th, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Link
i @#$& hate you so much i happen to be criss angels biggest fan ever i hate when people do that i love his hair and he is not @*$&#^ gay or emo!
Sam on February 8th, 2008 at 6:54 pm | Link
for one thing, Criss angel is HOT! the hair is too.i think it’s awsome that someone can be a bit rebellious. and other thing, wats with the pic of him? is that yur way of getting the bad comments?!! thats pathetic!! maybe if some guys try the style, they would get a girl. (i definetly would go for that type) He is so talented and with the flpippin’ sexy looks… completely sucessful!! LOVE YA CRISS!! do ever change….
michaela on March 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Link
oops… i mean DON’T ever change
michaela on March 5th, 2008 at 2:53 pm | Link
he is HOT!
Lindsay on March 6th, 2008 at 4:12 pm | Link
whats wrong with his hair?
its amazing. at least hes not like soem guys who dont even brush their hair. i love his hair. in fact i love everything about him. why judge him on his looks? you dont know anything about him so dont talk.
and how about when he had looooooooooong hair like to his waist? hmm? arent you gonna complain about that?
besides the only reason he cut his is, is he needed a change.
“life is death without change”
obviously youre one of the ONLY people who dont like his hair so just stfu. =] thanks.
LOYALchristina on March 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm | Link
The same person that does Criss’ hair does Billy Ray Cyrus’. A blind monkey!
Ray on April 14th, 2008 at 3:16 am | Link
I think you’re all over reacting to be honest. I am a fan of his but it doesn’t make a difference to me if someone doesn’t like him! I don’t think it is nice to trash talk him but I’m sure he knew it was going to happen when he entered the buisness. If you don’t like him, fair enough, but just think about the productive things you could have been doing in the time you took to write that. If you do like him, then defending him on a website isn’t really going to do much. Don’t get me wrong! I am a big fan of his, and I have been for years. I just think it’s all a little bit pointless, because everyone has their own opinions, and we need to accept that or this world would be boring! That’s my rant over!
bob mcleod on April 17th, 2008 at 7:45 am | Link
this is so dumb criss angel is the hottest man alive so dont even go there. if u wanna make fun of his bling dont cuz each one of them symbolizes something so i wouldnt even go there. if you dont believe me then email me iLuVyOuHHx33@aol.com and ill tell u wat each one means. he is amazing and is awesome so if u have anything bad to say about him dont cuz he is so much cooler that u and hes amzing so ha !
lola on April 17th, 2008 at 12:15 pm | Link
This is stupid. there’s nothing wrong with a guy with styled hair. I do and there ain’t anything wrong with it.
Simon on May 20th, 2008 at 11:21 pm | Link
he looks very unhappy in that picture, im sure it really wasnt
his choice to have his hair like that, im sure the producers of his
show or his stylists persuaded him into it, its not like he actually chose something that he wasnt going to like, i feel bad for him.
Emily on June 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm | Link
YOU GUYS ARE ALL DUHH BECUZ CRISS ANGEL IS THE HOTTEST MAN ON EARTH AND HE IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND I WOULD TRAVEL TO NEVADA JUST TO SEE HIM IN THE LUXOR HOTEL AND I KNOW WHICH SUTIE HE IS STAYING IN
SAMONE on August 4th, 2008 at 5:53 pm | Link
all of you obviously have no sense of style or any friends
the way he dress’s is modern and awesome .
you are just ****ing ignorant.
go to hell
Sean on August 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm | Link