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My Biggest Complaint About Crappy Summer Movies

I want to complain to the directors of the summer movies this year, except to Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg. They have my respect for making the best movie in the world.

Now to the directors of Spider-Man 3, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Hostile 2, Shrek 3, Fantastic 4 - 2 . . . what the hell man! What were you guys thinking in making such crappy sequels? Spider-Man was a joke. There were just four action sequences which lasted like . . . 5 minutes each. Wow!

Pirates of the Caribbean was the worst movie ever. That movie was so confusing it totally made it a disappointment. For once, the critics were right.

As for the rest of the directors, please watch the movie first before putting it in theaters. All of these high budget movies suck!

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  1. what about the other seasons? hollywood is putting out crap year round. i just quit going. got tired of sitting there feeling like an idiot for having just wasted my money on some propaganda vehicle for the furtherance of any number of ever so hip and current devolutionary sociopolitical agendas.

  2. Oh yeah now were talking, hollywood and its power of propaganda, and with actors actresses like lindsey lohan (drunk drugs kidnaping) parris hilton (well we all know that one) johny dep (defector from the usa and then his apology hmmm) with all this crap who cares about watching these people live out thier fantacy.

    The problem with hollywood actors is their job is one where they create fantacy, they get so much money for this they are then able to live in a fanatcy life/lifestyle. Then they have the money and the media to project their propaganda contrived in their own fantacy not within reality and expect the general populace to listen and abide.

    The real sad thing is that so many of our people worship these maladjusted kings and queens of the screen.

    Many are good at what they do but leave it at that and leave agendas to the Al Frankens and Rush Limbaughs.

  3. I was on the edge of my seat with Pirates! I thought it was great. Of course, this is my opinion.

  4. Uh hello, movies are meant to do one thing, and thats entertain. Thats exactly what these blockbusters do, they entertain you. They don’t have a political agend, and the don’t leave you feeling informed and enlightened they just entertain.
    You idiots sit up her and argue about how movies contribute to the de-evolution of society (thats how you spell it by the way) but last I checked all movies do and all they promise to do is entertain. Nothing more than that.
    Oh by the way, using big words to try to confuse and make yourself appear much more intelligent rarely does little more than make you look like a pompous jerk. Especially when you use the words incorrectly.
    And how the f@#k is Spiderman “some propaganda vehicle for the furtherance of any number of ever so hip and current devolutionary sociopolitical agendas”? Its a movie based off a comic about a kid with superpowers. Get a grip on reality dude, seriously.
    Oh yeah one more thing: Mark, actors are paid to create fantasy because its their job stupid. And they get paid so much because the movie companys can afford to pay them that since their movies are grossing ten times the amount the actors get paid. And if you had all that money, you’d live lavishly too, so don’t hate on the haves cause your a have-not. And its fantasy not fantacy moron.

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