Are we serious people? Are you really offended by my cellulite complaint? Do you actually think I lost sleep over that useless woman at my 24 hour deli? If so, this website may not be for you. A prerequisite for reading anything on this website is a sense of humor and thick skin. It also helps to have slightly above average intelligence, but I’m not going to put too much pressure on you. We’ll take it slow. I know you ate lead as a child and perhaps even as an adult.
Now I’m not offended by the person who joined this site just to disagree with my complaints. This is just an action I’m taking to prevent this kind of thing from becoming the only reason to join. Look at the name of the site. I’m sure there are some ridiculously minor things in life that just irk the hell out of you. Give in to the dark side and become one with your inner complainer.