Mornings, at least the ones in which you have to go to work, are never fun.
As I’m stumbling in, trying to prepare my fake smile, the last thing I need is to be jolted into a near heart-attack by some car going HONK!!! as I’m walking by.
C’mon, people, please consider your fellow humans and do one of two things: lock the vehicle with the convenient door-mounted lock button as you’re getting out instead of using the remote; or read the manual and figure out how to turn off the honk feature. It’s the *very* first thing I did when I got my new used car.



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I agree! Some people are of such poor breeding that they will continue to press the remote to make the car “beep” several times. They are just too stupid to live. I imagine there is some need in their life that the feel they need to be heard.
Leona Lewis on June 21st, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Link
Hello, You fools are the stupid ones the honk report is a feature desinged to let the user know that the lock has activated. Instead of just guessing wheather your key fob has a good battery, you are within range of your car, there is no neferious interferance preventing the radio signal from reaching your cars antenna and there is not a mechanical failure with your cars mechanism. The honk has served to save many people from being robbed!!!!!
And you know what I love it. Poeple like you, who scare so easily, I lay and wait for you to pass the path of my car and set off the panic alarm from a distance (horn a honking, lights flashing ) and watch you whail in your skin. I can hardly wait for halloween!!!
mark on June 27th, 2008 at 10:37 am | Link
Yeah but mark your parents can’t take care of you forever. Get a job and do something meaningful in life, like stop using up all the oxygen.
rodzekki on August 7th, 2008 at 10:11 pm | Link