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My Biggest Complaint About Cars Honking When Locked With The Remote

Mornings, at least the ones in which you have to go to work, are never fun.

As I’m stumbling in, trying to prepare my fake smile, the last thing I need is to be jolted into a near heart-attack by some car going HONK!!! as I’m walking by.

C’mon, people, please consider your fellow humans and do one of two things: lock the vehicle with the convenient door-mounted lock button as you’re getting out instead of using the remote; or read the manual and figure out how to turn off the honk feature. It’s the *very* first thing I did when I got my new used car.

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3 Comments

  1. I agree! Some people are of such poor breeding that they will continue to press the remote to make the car “beep” several times. They are just too stupid to live. I imagine there is some need in their life that the feel they need to be heard.

  2. Hello, You fools are the stupid ones the honk report is a feature desinged to let the user know that the lock has activated. Instead of just guessing wheather your key fob has a good battery, you are within range of your car, there is no neferious interferance preventing the radio signal from reaching your cars antenna and there is not a mechanical failure with your cars mechanism. The honk has served to save many people from being robbed!!!!!

    And you know what I love it. Poeple like you, who scare so easily, I lay and wait for you to pass the path of my car and set off the panic alarm from a distance (horn a honking, lights flashing ) and watch you whail in your skin. I can hardly wait for halloween!!!

  3. Yeah but mark your parents can’t take care of you forever. Get a job and do something meaningful in life, like stop using up all the oxygen.

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