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My Biggest Complaint About Breathing Into The Phone

Or Get A Fuzzy Windscreen For Your Phone

If you’re in a hurricane and you’re calling me, I understand the wind in the phone… no harm, no foul.

If I’m calling you at your office and it sounds like your in a wind tunnel every few seconds, we have issues.

Either move the phone down below your mouth and talk, put me on hold while you accomplish whatever task you’re attempting that is causing you to move the phone all over the place and force your breath into the phone in turn shattering my eardrums, or get one of those super big fuzzy windscreens like they have for microphones and put it over your phone.

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  1. I agree. A close second could be a complaint about “Smoking Into The Phone.” Do you think we want to listen to you take a long draw on a cancer stick every 15 seconds? We CAN hear you smoking, if you’re wondering.

  2. Also, when people type (especially when they use speakerphone), it can sound as loud as a robot falling down a flight of stairs. If for some reason you decide to split your attention away from what I’m saying (not a good idea, given that I may say something brilliant at any time!) you could at least learn to use the Mute button.

  3. Ha haa that is so funny. I never quite understood why some poeple just seem out of breath on the phone !!

    Also eating on the phone is annoying
    Maxine
    www.ocdridiculouslife.com

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