I’m not really sure how much I have to write about this one.
I will say this, there is no better way to say to “compensating” than hanging big ugly balls from your trailer hitch. If ever there was a woman who looked at a big balls trailer hitch and said, “That’s the man for me!” I hope she finds this and comments so we can learn more about what drives the mind of the weak link in the chain.
Try explaining a big balls trailer hitch to your kids. You can’t. But then that’s probably why you have those bright colored balls slapping around on your hitch, to make my life more difficult. But what you don’t realize is that by making my life more difficult, you are helping others. Hanging the big balls trailer hitch tells us you are compensating and helps those of us looking for viral love gods of the animal world with ox like nads to simply move along and not waste time with those less endowed.
Suffer on, oh small peen man. Keep projecting. Buy more of those natural enhancers. And please, by all means, tell us more about yourself. We have learned so much already by following you down the road for the last five miles. We can’t wait to see what you look like when you get out of the truck.
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On behalf of men everywhere, I would like to speak up and say that these guys do not represent the majority. Please do not engage in intercourse with these perverted truckers.
Oh trophy wife, this appears to be a mighty jeep or truck of some sort in this picture. The men that hang these bag o’ balls are all small men, of western (or wish they were western) descent, with tacky tight jeans and diirty dip in their pocket. Bag O’ Ball men… I agree with trophy wife… please tell use more. And what’s with the golf balls hanging in a sock… can those of you who hang sock o’ balls really not afford a legitimate Bag o’ Balls or plastic-type version?
Actually, in this pic the balls look like a dog bone. I guess that’s what you can at least tell your kids next time.
hey why not hang em from the back of your VW Bug?
mark on November 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pm | Link
C’mon, its actually kind of funny - stop taking everything so seriously
Steve Orkin on November 19th, 2007 at 1:53 pm | Link
it’s disgusting just like the idiots that put them on their trucks. I mean can you imagine your boss, in laws, pastor seeing you driving down the road with these on your truck?, …..wait…they are all backward rednecks who don’t care about the rest of the world let alone what the rest of the world thinks about their “balls”….when i pass someone with these i just want to give them the evil eye….nasty
mommyme on February 27th, 2008 at 8:45 pm | Link
I used to work with this absolute scronny little annoying A-hole who I was considering gifting a set of mongo-nads to the underside of his BIG MANLY TRUCK without his knowledge. I felt the usual size set were just a tad too small to project the statement I felt was in order. I never found the XXXX-L size and conesquently the gift was never delivered.
While some males think these are funny there are the other variety who do not, eat quiche (’cause it tastes good) , open doors for ladies and hold their wives hands in public. We don’t even worry about the ball draggers knowing they are not really a threat.
Sirmac on February 8th, 2009 at 7:24 am | Link
i am ready to buy a pair of chain snips down at the hard ware store so that i may castrate these dick-less trucks. i find it very offensive to have a representation of someone’s privates dangling in my face from a truck that is a bit too big for it’s britches.
really.
what is he gonna do?
get out and kick my ass?
that would take real balls.
steve jones on June 11th, 2009 at 5:16 am | Link
what a bunch of pussys how do you explain the dirty bumper stickers then. and yes you touch my truck and yes i would get out and kick your ass. if the law doesnt say i cant have them then touch **** i fought for this country and have a purple heart to show it so i have the right to put whatever the hell i want on MY truck within the law
gregory chervenak on August 24th, 2009 at 10:11 am | Link
The fact that you fought for this Country is indeed something I apprciate. So thank-you for standing on the wall and protecting us. Now onto the comment. You really have to think about this with what it represents and what it projects about you to the world. A pair of balls dangling from your hitch just looks trashy. What is that all about? Hey, I have balls and you don’t? So there you are in the WallMart lot, outside you kids school or anywhere, where people see the truck, balls and you getting in and out of your truck. Me personally I think, what a classlesss, un-educated knuckle dragger. Oh yeah beating my Ass? Is that really an option? You will look real good when you are parked at the courthouse as I sue you into the dark ages. So think about wjat you are doing, you would have a F**k y** on a sticker or on your shirt. My guess is if you Mother would not approve you shouldn’t be doing it. An if she does, then you grew up in a rough disfunctional place. Have A Nice Day
John Bloom on September 29th, 2009 at 3:15 pm | Link
“what a bunch of pussys how do you explain the dirty bumper stickers then. and yes you touch my truck and yes i would get out and kick your ass. if the law doesnt say i cant have them then touch **** i fought for this country and have a purple heart to show it so i have the right to put whatever the hell i want on MY truck within the law”
Just reading this sloppy, over-heated post really drives the point home, doesn’t it? (And yes, my respect does go to, if only for the fact that you fought for our country, but not for your post)
I had a guy in a “compensatory truck” follow me into a parking lot once because I wouldn’t let him cut me off (in my Ford Focus). He got all huffy, crammed his truck up behind me so I couldn’t leave, then got out of his truck in a dramatic display of his manliness. Then I opened my door, got out (all 6′3″ 245lbs of me), and asked him if there was a problem. He got back in his truck and left, without a word.
Took his balls with him, too.
Sub1ime14 on October 28th, 2009 at 11:47 am | Link
I think it is a sign of ego that the writer of the article assumed that the nuts were to impress her (or other women). I seriously doubt that is the case!
It is not my style to sport rubber nutz from my bumper but I am tempted to just because I know that some small-minded little hater is behind me gripping his/her steering wheel in anguish.
Get a life!
Roger on May 25th, 2010 at 3:14 pm | Link