I’m not really sure how much I have to write about this one.
I will say this, there is no better way to say to “compensating” than hanging big ugly balls from your trailer hitch. If ever there was a woman who looked at a big balls trailer hitch and said, “That’s the man for me!” I hope she finds this and comments so we can learn more about what drives the mind of the weak link in the chain.
Try explaining a big balls trailer hitch to your kids. You can’t. But then that’s probably why you have those bright colored balls slapping around on your hitch, to make my life more difficult. But what you don’t realize is that by making my life more difficult, you are helping others. Hanging the big balls trailer hitch tells us you are compensating and helps those of us looking for viral love gods of the animal world with ox like nads to simply move along and not waste time with those less endowed.
Suffer on, oh small peen man. Keep projecting. Buy more of those natural enhancers. And please, by all means, tell us more about yourself. We have learned so much already by following you down the road for the last five miles. We can’t wait to see what you look like when you get out of the truck.
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On behalf of men everywhere, I would like to speak up and say that these guys do not represent the majority. Please do not engage in intercourse with these perverted truckers.
Oh trophy wife, this appears to be a mighty jeep or truck of some sort in this picture. The men that hang these bag o’ balls are all small men, of western (or wish they were western) descent, with tacky tight jeans and diirty dip in their pocket. Bag O’ Ball men… I agree with trophy wife… please tell use more. And what’s with the golf balls hanging in a sock… can those of you who hang sock o’ balls really not afford a legitimate Bag o’ Balls or plastic-type version?
Actually, in this pic the balls look like a dog bone. I guess that’s what you can at least tell your kids next time.
hey why not hang em from the back of your VW Bug?
mark on November 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pm | Link
C’mon, its actually kind of funny - stop taking everything so seriously
Steve Orkin on November 19th, 2007 at 1:53 pm | Link
it’s disgusting just like the idiots that put them on their trucks. I mean can you imagine your boss, in laws, pastor seeing you driving down the road with these on your truck?, …..wait…they are all backward rednecks who don’t care about the rest of the world let alone what the rest of the world thinks about their “balls”….when i pass someone with these i just want to give them the evil eye….nasty
mommyme on February 27th, 2008 at 8:45 pm | Link