Ladies, this one is for you. If you want to turn you man off (or woman off, if that’s your preference) just put on some bedroom slippers.
Nobody can pull off bedroom slippers. Take me to Victoria’s Secret; find me the hottest chick there; dress her in the pick of the litter, ultra-sexiest, you’re-gonna-get-some-tonight, lingerie; and if she’s wearing bedroom slippers, I’m gonna need some Viagra. Bedroom slippers are the antithesis of sexy. I have no idea why they can’t make sexy bedroom slippers, but they just can’t. It’s like trying to make a turd pretty.
Ladies, here’s a challenge for you. Find me a pair of bedroom slippers (real bedroom slippers, not porn boots) that make you look hot and post the picture here. I bet there won’t even be one single post.
Honestly, have you ever heard somebody say that you look hot in those slippers?
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Nice trousers though…
dp on July 21st, 2007 at 9:22 pm | Link
“Ladies, here’s a challenge for you. Find me a pair of bedroom slippers (real bedroom slippers, not porn boots) that make you look hot and post the picture here. I bet there won’t even be one single post.”
It’s been over a month and not even one submission of a sexy slipper. Am I gonna have to give away a free ipod to the winner in order to get some pics posted?
Only thing I can figure is I must be right when I say it’s not possible to make a slipper sexy.
They are out there, but you really need to look. There are yahoo sites (groups) that are dedicated to this particular fetish. I found a pair of all rabbit fur white mules that my wife absolutely loved, but alas it was at some backwoods Indian trading post near Algonquin Park. I have never seen them since; they were very plain yet elegant and went with her silk lingere quite well.
Jack on July 10th, 2008 at 3:05 am | Link
My wife has several pairs of sexy (not porn) bedroom slippers!
Love em!!
Bill Green on August 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am | Link