I just took a leak in a local mall that has automatic flushing toilets.
At first these things sound like a great idea, that is until they misfire which they are apt to do quite frequently.
I walked by a line of urinals and was them off like a symphony of fireworks to the 1812 Overture.
Have you ever been sitting on one of these auto flush toilets and moved a little to left or right? Whoosh!!! Premature flush while you’re still on toilet.
Toilets that flush automatically and misfire must waste way more water than regular toilets.
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or worse yet it flushes while you are sitting on it and it gives you a public restroom enema lol
Kent on March 28th, 2008 at 10:25 am | Link
I hate these.
When I get up to wipe I refuse to wipe while on the seat for some reason. FLUSHHH. It’s just not necessary.
I mean the idea is good I guess, but who is TOO lazy not to flush?
Elizabeth on May 2nd, 2008 at 4:49 pm | Link
You people are making way too much out this!!! The self flushing toilets are there for those idiots who are too lazy, too ignorant or too inconsiderate to flush for themselves. So the self flush is here to stay to protect the many from the inconsiderate few. Learn to work with our technology and live with it!!!!!! Ok now Ill relax LOL.
msmmark on May 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm | Link
Really?
Automatic flushers are so that people don’t actually TOUCH the handles of the toilet when your hands are at their dirtiest.
You couldn’t figure that out?
Replace the auto flush mechanism with a small button or pedal on the floor next to the toilet to flush it when finished. No more dirty hands excuse. No more hurricane like swirling toilet flushing whenever you shift your a$$ to wipe. Button on the floor, step on it, flush it, get the hell out. Easy enough. By the way, for msmark, I happen to have a pretty lengthy cock, and don’t like toilet spray getting all over it when it auto flushes and showers my junk with filthy public toilet water. If you dont get that, you’re either a girl (has no penis) or a guy with a stubby one that never gets wet! hahah
Meat on November 25th, 2008 at 8:47 pm | Link