I think you should consider it an honor that someone registered to complain about your complaint. That's a big score. Was it the cellulite complaint that did it? I would have thought it was the cheap jew stereotype one. You never know what will get people fired up and cause them to take action.

@complaint999, chicks don't don't fart in public "overthere"? What's more prudish? No cracks in bathroom stalls or women who don't free-up.

My deal is that whatever cute cat picture someone wants me to look at is usually buried somewhere at the end of 30 or more comments in the the email so I have to scroll to the bottom to figure out what the hell is going on. The email has been turned into a bulletin board thread by the time it gets to me. If someone is forwarding text like some cute joke, I might spend a minute or more trying to locate the original source within the huge thread of comments.

@DBlock, easy killer. I said like "Wife Swap". That means he's confined to my house and I get to go to his house and help feed the dogs.

Are you serious there is no paper money in new Monopoly games? I've taught my kids how to count cash with Monopoly money. Depressing.

Because it's the modern version of Chinese/Japanese foot binding disguised as an economic decision by the male dominated corporate hierarchy that is in complete denial of the fact that all human feet are getting bigger. We're getting taller and our feet our getting bigger and they don't like it. So they deny it. They still want us to cram into a 6 and shut up. They don't care about pigeon toes, hammer toes or basic pain on a daily basis that a man could never take. They just want small women and small feet. The worst part is that those a-holes have feet that are getting bigger, too. But there are plenty of sizes 11 and 12 laying around for men. In fact they've launched an underground, locker room campaign about increased shoe sizes - "big feet equals big you know what - (wink, wink honey)???" Please. Shut up and get me this in an 11 narrow, shoeboy.

@Redneck, not only did you steal what was going to be my next complaint about the inner bags of cereal, but now you're making me show my cards on the complaint I had ready after that one - my husband must have the box in front of him because he likes to read the box while he's eating the cereal. It doesn't matter what the box is or that he's read the box the other 5 times he has eaten cereal from the box. The box must be in front of him while he is eating the cereal. The truly scary part is that our kids seem to be mesmerized by the cereal box during the meal as well.

I read this complaint some time ago and it has been in the back of my mind every time I head through the check out. I'm over it. This is so out of control with my grocery store that I finally had to politely confront them about not putting most of my groceries like milk, beer, juice and water in bags anymore. The cashier said the new store policy is to only give customers a bag for items that have a handle if the customer requests a bag because "bags cost money". 80% of the items I bought this evening had handles, if you really want to consider them handles. Milk has a handle - so I can hold on to and pour it out of the carton, not so I can carry it and 20 other things to my car and make 5 extra trips into my house so the grocery store can save a little cash on giving the customer a bag. I'm just thankful the employee gave me an honest answer instead of something like "we're trying to save the environment". You're trying to lose a customer, that's what you're trying to do. I'm no accountant and I don't really know how much bags cost. But I bet it's cheaper to give bags to customers for everything than it is to find a new customer.