• Intersection ‘Walk’ Button Abuse

    So - you’re sitting at a Stop Light and a no other cars are passing through Green and none are in sight. A pedestrian walks up to the intersection, presses the button, looks around and sees no traffic and walks through. A few seconds later the WALK light turns on and you’re waiting an extra 20 […]

  • LolCats

    As if the acronym, cat images, and |33† speak across the interwebs wasn’t annoying enough - somehow the idea to combine all three in the form of lame captions has caught on and become a somewhat phenomenon.
    I don’t care where it came from or if it was ripped of from somewhere else… it’s terrible.

  • People Who Put On Their Blinkers Getting On The Highway

    What’s the point? It’s pretty obvious there is nowhere else you can go.
    In my mind I always mock someone merging with their blinker on by saying “gee thanks, without that blinker i would never known you were coming and would have slammed right into you”.
    Someone mentioned that this is actually a law, but I […]

  • Guyliner And Emo Hair

    This has to Stop.
    The DoubleViking link below explains why, but in short, males wearing eyeliner is no longer badass. And guys with hair styled to well, i dunno, make it difficult to see and is the complete opposite of “long hair” … wtf is the point? Look different? NO, every other “emo” out there has […]

  • Taco Bell Commercials

    They’re unfunny, annoying, and barely make any sense if at all!

    • I'm not bitter... it's a lame fad and for the most part just an act that people eventually grow out of.

    • I think you've misunderstood again. I never said eyeliner is solely a product for females. In fact as the article i referred to in my original, men wearing eyeliner used to be badass. My feeling now is the attitude that generally goes along with guyliner (and the fact that it has the name "guyliner") and being "emo" is rather effeminate. It's just my personal opinion and we obviously disagree. That said, i have no problem if someone want to rock the emo style. It just not for me and is just the marketing fad that followed "Goth" and most people will grow out of it. And as i've said, i went through semi-fad's myself. It's all a part of growing up.

    • @Just a Ghost, I was going to say nice to meet you, but you seem to know everything about me the "creator of this article" and everyone else who has comment. We are of course all pasty because we're all Caucasian and of course we all live in our Mom's basements. I just can't figure out why you needed to state the obvious. I mean, it's obvious i'm an ugly bastard and never get laid but if i put on Guyliner i'd getting ass at whim. Alright, enough with the sarcasm. Sorry but i felt you deserved it. I have to disagree with every single person is mimicking the style of another person. I can't even name my "style". I just dress comfortably for the occasion, whether it work, bar, concert, club show, sporting event, casual... whatever the occasion. Sure, i have my favorite colors and preferred fitting, but there is no exclusivity. Back in the day, as i've already mentioned previously, i'd go to rock/metal shows weekly here in Boston so i would "dress the part" to a certain degree but no to the extreme. I would agree there that i was a mimic to a degree, but not entirely. Times change and while i still go to shows i'll dress to what i feel is appropriate and comfortable. So you have a preferred style you are into -- good for you i have no problem with it, though you seem to think you do. In all honesty, i tend to be attracted to chicks with tats' and piercings. The emo/guyliner thing only tweaks me because it was once a style of manliness and has now become an effeminate attitude in general with the "emo" trend. Anywhen, no hate. Just a better explaination .. i guess.

    • ehh.... more whining. Not surprised since we're talking Emo though. Nobody says 'emo' people don't have the right to dress/act 'emo'. We (just me and DBlock so far) just think it's a lame trend. Hell, i went though some short lived lame trends when i was younger and like me, i don't doubt many 'Emo' people will look back on it the same way i do. It's just a natural part of growing up.

    • dam, i guess i am one of those lucky ppl who have never seen them =P I guess Apple's mail app is good for filtering at least one SPAM chain. Hilarious post though -- i may go through my junk mail box just for kicks >=]

    • Not? *checking calendar* hrmn. *shrugs it off*. Ya know you could have at least made a LOLcat image with that...

    • dw17 said: [quote]Since there are no cars, why don't you just drive right thru the red light? as the walker, I would rather ensure that there is enough time to cross than worry about your 20 wait in your car, sitting, waiting...[/quote] I'm not sure where you're from or how much driving experience you've got, but it's quite illegal and dangerous to drive through a non-blinking stop light =P.

    • chewie said: [quote]It becomes a little less important when there is only one lane for someone getting on the interstate, but even in that situation you at least have an idea of what the driver is going to do.[/quote] Of course, because if they didn't have their blinker on, one may assume they would merge off the highway and a poor 'lil racoon may be in danger =P

    • hehe, good stuff. Reminds me of people hitting the WALK button multiple times in order to "speed up" the light change. Hrmn...

    • so, i'm alone in that when i'm in the traveling lane coming up on an on ramp and see a large piece of machinery is enough to know that a car is coming on to the highway ? I'll bet you guys are the people who try to merge with your blinkers on at 30mph, cuz that's the case almost every time =P. All sarcasm aside, i use my blinkers liberally and feel people should do so as well... it's just the highways things that gets me...

    • meh.. more reason for me to dislike lolcats...

    • hehe, very true. I would love to see their faces when they looked back as adults and think to themselves, "what the hell was I so pissed/introverted about". Or more likely it will be, "what the hell was I PRETENDING to be so pissed/introverted about". I know people grow up and sometimes fall into trends, but to fall into an emo one which just seems to contradict the purpose of the lifestyle itself is ridiculous. . .

    • @Elizabeth Well that just makes me hate Taco Bell commercials even more. I wouldn't doubt that the commercials producers told the 'actors' to just say something that sounds "African" ... not even specifically Swahili. argh...

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