My Biggest Complaint About Al Gore Not Running For President

Al Gore won the popular vote. Al has a great movie. Al uses a MacBook Pro. Al has a phenomenonally kick ass office that’s messier than mine with total focus on his 3 panel cinema display monitor setup.

He’s so much more lovable now that he got the shaft in Bush v. Gore.

The current democratic lineup, while much more exciting than the Republican offering, lacks someone that everybody can get behind. Al’s the man.

Who could Al not crush in a debate? Republican or Democrat. Can you imagine Hillary trying to take on Al? Give me a break. Every Democrat would probably have to defer. Mit Romney versus Al? OMG please! I want to see it in all it’s glory.

OK, so Al was a little stuffy last time around. That’s gone now. Al was just excited to have a shot before. It might sound funny, but Al has matured and seems to be able to take himself less seriously while still showing passion for the issue at hand.

All of this is important, but my biggest complaint about Al not running is that I feel like he’s turning his back on everyone. I’m sure it would be hard to run after being part of the horrible rat screw that put George in, but if the team needs you, get in the damn game.