7-Eleven says:
Our Fusion Energy Coffee is the only coffee infused with all natural ingredients and powered by ginseng, guarana and yerba mate. Look for it in the bright yellow pot-it’s the perfect way to totally seize the day!
I look at the bright yellow pot and want to puke. Something about the bright yellow with the pure blackness that is 7 Eleven Fusion Energy Coffee turns my stomach and makes me opt out for one of the more traditional colored coffee holders like dark orange or dark green.
Bright yellow? Can’t do it. Well, actually I did do it once but I couldn’t stop thinking about the terrible color combo so I couldn’t enjoy the coffee.
Look, I like to get jacked up on coffee as much as the next guy, but I can’t buy the coffee without feeling like my gut is going to be ripped open. Jolt me with more subtlety next time please.




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my complaint is one of the women cashier at STORE #12179 at 2802 N. Fitzhugh, Dallas, Tx 75204…have been using this store for years but now they employee the most inconsiderate and lazy woman cashier i have ever witnessed…don’t know her name but she never puts purchases in a bag…shuffles when walks and never picks up her feet and her attitude is ALWAYS negative and acts as though she is bothered by dealing with customers…i have made remarks to other cashiers about her and they all seem to understand my complaint…i would like to see her terminated as she drives your business to other 7-ELEVENS…
michael on August 8th, 2008 at 7:36 am | Link